THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Cindy Lee Hudson (Conway’s Insane Jeweler) has to be the craziest women ever known. She wants people to feel sorry for her so she pretends to be actively involved in charity events where she preys on innocent people’s genuine kindness then turns the table on them and goes psycho threatening to call their wives, husbands, friends, employers, etc. claiming to be a victim of some unforeseen circumstance which was of course no fault of her own. She has no life other than her cats who are her only friends, and is obsessed with her ex-husband who she stalks constantly. And she definitely loves leather; just look at her face. If you happen to see her run and run fast from this psycho, squeaky voiced costume jeweler who delights in making everyone around her miserable.
You can see the cats in her face.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is smoking hot and is looking for single men. I wanted to show you guys how beautiful she is, and how AMAZING her +2′s are. Nik, what you think? Click here to see her +2′s!!
I think you need to get your eyes checked. All I see is the old Hilton logo.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, beware Scottsdale as this douche bag real estate guy Greg Hidder screws the wives and girlfriends of his clients. He gets your money, screws your wife and moves onto the next victim. Don’t be fooled!
Greg, botox around the eye areas too…don’t just focus on the forehead.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Come on Nik you have yet to comment on her. Yes, she’s from the Midwest but she is smoking hot. Has those crazy eyes, amazing butt and amazing boobs.
I have yet to see a real picture.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out what I came across. If this girl can’t be your nanny, then I officially give up. As a girl, I have never crushed on another female like this one.
The belly button is perfect, I like penny slots. What’s 411, what country are we talking about?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Piper Malone Porter is painfully plain. She thinks she’s special because she used her deceptive makeup skills to become internet famous. She’s a butterface. Her face is huge and round and her nose is atrocious. She doesn’t ever stop posting about her ugly boyfriend. Apparently she never got attention from a guy before. They just boring nobodies, and thanks to social media think they are some kind of celebrity couple. Anyway, she is also a two faced skeez and hangs out with Riff Raff groupie Angela Jean. I met Piper at a while back and she was all over me even though I told her I had a girlfriend. She wouldn’t stop asking for my number so I gave her my homies as a joke. Later that night she drunkenly sends him this photo of her lopsided boobs. Sorry Chad, I think you need to check your b*tch. Piper, maybe try to fix your face then try again.
I wonder what is in her hand. I think it’s _______.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have a friend in Mississippi who is friends with Colin Kaepernicks rumored new girlfriend Brittany Renner (Fitness Model) well a couple weeks ago she was down there and she gave my friend the details on her and Colin. Well my friend told me Brittany told her that she and Colin have been having a fling for over 3 months and their relationship is “tricky” but they are semi together. There were rumors saying she was pregnant but I can confirm she definitley is not and it was just a silly rumor that people speculated . Well this is where it gets messy ! LOL, Brittany told my friend that Colin had a very tiny d*ck, and she was suprised due to his big size. She said his sex game was whack and it was dissapointing and that her ex was way better dang……. Brit said her and Colin are still talking despite ups and downs in their relationships but I just had to let you know that his sex game is WHACK! She want’s to be the chosen one so bad, and is mad that he doesn’t claim her, she want’s the package of a NFL girlfriend but I guess that package doesn’t indluce good sex! LOL.
Colin can do better.- nik