The Life
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just wanted to piss all you haters off just a little more. Here is my good friend Dan just kicking ass in life. This is how you live life, you take a gun metal black global express hunting with all of your friends. And Dan is so good at hunting, he even shot a silver winged golden mallard, that’s not photoshop… oh wait, all you stupid poor people working everyday would have no clue what that is. Just keep it up guys, you are the fuel to all the success Dan has had in his short life.
His name is Fake Equis, not Dan. Poor duck… he probably gave it to his chef to cook it for dinner.- nik
Geez OP why are you on ya boys dik? You probably take a picture with him and jerk off to it later at night. He’s just a man, bleeds just as easily as anyone else, yet your whole “Look at MY good buddy Davey! Man isn’t he the greatest?! He’s so big and strong and he still takes me places. Even though all I have to do is wash his balls after he f*cks my gf”. Geez dude Dave if you read this, watch Selena, then get rid of this guy.
thank you for the wonderful humor. sounds like a few trust fund babies living on daddy’s money and enjoy guest privledges to daddy’s hunting club where they stock the game and probably have a guy throw it up in the duck blind in front of them and head back to the lodge, where i guess the guy gets his balls washed from his friends as a token to thank him for living large and doing nothing to earn it?
lmao, yes! obsessed…or it’s the Dan loser who wants to be a dirty celeb.
Hey poster, I’m air jacking off right now!
Wait a minute, I just realized something. The OP said “And Dan is so good at hunting, he even shot a silver winged golden mallard, that’s not photoshop… ” Funny that Fake Equis posted on his own twitter account “Just finished an amazing hunt. I shot a silver winged golden mallard, that’s not photoshop…” Looks like an awfully similar way of stating something. Self posting fake Equis? Lmao lame-o.
“Stupid poor people working everyday”
Seriously?! Who sends this crap in?! Fake Equis himself??
Fck the poster (Dan fake equis)
What does “being poor” and working have to do with ANYTHING? If you live your life you live a life, why does money and titles always get involved? You sound extremely ignorant and I’ll taught . What did your parents teach you?
Congratulations to Dan. He was born into the Lucky Sperm Club – his dad is very successful and rich but why am I supposed to be impressed by Dan?
you are supposed to be impressed because he shot a silver winged mallard that “bob” the hunting lodge duck thrower happened to release from its cage 25 feet in front of the duck blind.
who cares what a silver golden maler whatever duck is
oh and good t hunting? go to iraq then and make something good with ur life then banging hookers for money..or maybe ur gregie is small…give us a picture of it and show us if u are this anazing guy…
Agreed. I hate modern hunters! Sitting in camo, with whistles and high powered guns (include in a hunting club probably placed in the middle of their habitat). These guys think their so manly- no way they would last a day overseas. Those are men. This guy couldn’t catch a free duck without the $1000s of equipment.
Except two of the guys on that trip are former seals and Dan did a year tour in the middle east as part of a base security force in the Navy.
I don’t understand how me working is the ‘fuel to all the success fake Equis’ has as a trust fund baby.
That’s like saying we are the fuel to the ‘success’ (spending money he didn’t earn) of the powerball winners you idiot.
Fake Equis is still a douche. Not even money can hid that dumb Neanderthal look on his face all the time.
I agree! He’s a mouth breather,lol!
Here’s why he is undoubtedly Fake Equis, Nik called it dead on.
None of those photos are from the same trip – the continuity problems are many.The most obvious one is:
- Note the rifle FE is holding, in the picture with the ducks hanging from the tree, is NOT the same as any of the rifles shown in their super tufguy camo tree fort.
- Is the duck silver or gold Danny Boy? Nowhere can I find information on the elusive silver winged golden mallard – sounds like a ruse to me. Put down the spray paint chief & stop inventing duck species that only exist in your mind. Marlon Perkins and the boys at Mutaul of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom are rolling over in their graves & laughing their pertrified balls off at you FE.
I was born at night, but it wasn’t last night.
Who’s hatin? If shooting little birds is your thing.Whatever. Try this,pick up a heavy caliber and take a crack at a ferrel pig in Texas. You can see on YouTube those things taking 303 rounds to the head and still wanting to get at you. Poor little birdie.
I don’t hate this guy at all. I think he’s awesome. That being said, let’s not pretend this is his “success”. Being a lucky sperm isn’t success.
I like how the poster instantly assumes that anyone who disses this caveman is dumb and poor. It’s akin to some ugly, fat chick saying people only diss her because they’re jealous, lol. Get a clue, dude.
People who are truly kicking ass in life don’t feel the need to tell everyone about it… and only insecure rich kids with daddy issues brag about being rich
Amen…I always say this, as a Trophy Wife (and former rich kid who went to college and didn’t just piss away my parents money).
DA Strong! xox
Fake Equis is still the son of the most interesting man. I don’t find killing ducks to be an example of a fab life. Please send us another example of how great it is to be you, FakeE… I’m not liking this one.
Have to love posers who dress like they are in the military…you are not hard…you play call of duty and thats the closest you will see to action. Do you wear dog tags too? Complete fag…
Ure an idiot two of the guys on that trip are former seals and Dan or “fake e” served 4 years in the navy.
Your life is so rewarding and great, that you feel compelled to constantly submit yourselff to The Dirty. Where do you find the time and why do you care what we peons think?
If I was a trust fund baby I wouldnt give a rats ass what people on this website think…but you obviously have some major self esteem issues.
u jealous ppl need to shut the hell up this guy has a heart problem what is gonna happen he will die and then everyone will feel bad and think aw poor guy now! well atleast he was rich! yeah so let him be rich and let him live his life n go find a new one cuz u ppl are pathetic hating on a guy who could die at any moment and is jst living it the way he should be cuz he can!
Can we please stop posting him?
It’s the vast difference in a life spent living for itself versus a life spent living for others. Fake Equis clearly does not have children; that is abundantly clear. He lacks humility.
To those who define themselves by silly possessions………….self worth is not tied to tweeting pics of stuff to validate your existence, the world is laughing at your lack of depth in character. Those are emplty pursuits – stuff breaks, things get old, people come and go. Nobody cares about black jets or ficticious silver & gold ducks.
You’ll be remembered for the lives you changed and touched; not by the stuff you did, places you went, or people you let use you for money or travel.
FE is so determined to tell the world how he’s living to the fullest, better than any of us, yet he appears to be the most lonely and empty person I’ve ever seen. He begs for approval and validation online like a petulant little child.
Grow some balls Danny Boy, start acting like a man. Stop shaving your chest too, you look like a fool with the wolfman Jack beard and 12yr old hairless body. People are laughing at you – get some self respect, don’t die a douche bag. That fourth heart attack is coming & the one way ticket to the Resurrection is not Black Card refundable.
^ that was good
Eloquently stated!!! But not going to lie, would luv to live Fake Equis life.
AMEN!!!!!
You stupid fat it done take a millionare to go duck hunting an we work for our money an proud of it we don’t get our money from sucking on moms tit now go beat off to his pics some more.bye stupid fuc@
You stupid fag it done take a millionare to go duck hunting an we work for our money an proud of it we don’t get our money from sucking on moms tit now go beat off to his pics some more.bye stupid fuc@
Money doesn’t cure Hep C and all the other STD’s these girls are passing around… Remember when you sleep w/ a hooker your sleeping w/ the thousands of men she slept w/ before u. You must feel successful….living off your dads money… spreadings Std’s. Im sooooo jealous… not so much
Can we just call this waste of human space Dan the Douche bag already? His obvious self-posts are remedial as he is. This dickwad is so into himself, ten bucks says he would suck his own dick if he could. I find it interesting that he would post about doing all this in his “short life”. Does he know something we don’t?
Ok .. This douche bag is obviously posting himself on the dirty. So I have a great idea .. If absolutely no one made a single comment when he makes a post he may get the feeling that we all think/ know he’s a jackass and move on!! Dude your a NO body !! Go back to screwing that other nobody whore Jessa and fall off the face of the earth cause NO body cares !!
I’m sure that FE dad is proud of his son doing nothing with his life but spending the money that he earned. Trust me when I say that usually when your father is rich and successfully he wants his son to do something with his life beside’s what FE is doing.
The OP probably still has some of FE short and curly’s stuck in his teeth.
I’m no hater, I’m happy for this guy and all of his successes. He’s a good looking guy, living a good life….and who cares HOW he came into the money. As long as he’s a good person, treats others well, it’s no ones business…. I would love to roll with this guy sometime!
Dan, when you want to shoot all green coming through the trees give me a shout. I think my buddies plane was parked by this one Friday morning in AR?
This guy cracks me up hahahahhahaha
“Short life” hahahahaha!!! Shut up fake Equis! Your old! Just like all dirty celebs finally getting their Internet fame. Your not cool! And young girls/people my age only deal with you cause you have money! That must be a really lonely life!!
“u jealous ppl need to shut the hell up this guy has a heart problem what is gonna happen he will die and then everyone will feel bad and think aw poor guy now! well atleast he was rich!…” Hey guys, I think FE’s feelings are hurt, we should stop… Lmao really tho, who has a private plane and all that money and pays for p**sy? Shows he has no real lady skills. And btw, Ishmael hit the nail on the head, Nomore posts after that.
Anyone can go on a guided FE.. I see no calls around your neck, no waders, etc. just shoot when the guide says shoot. Which isn’t really a bad thing…just doesn’t make you a “good” duck hunter. Good shot MAYBE.
PS….take me next time. I live by a private airport. DUCKS ARE DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!
that plane is amazing
Yup no such thing as a silver winged golden mallard retard looks like a grey winged brown body mallard like every single other female mallard out there moron haha I’m surprised he didn’t freak wen he got a green head Lmfao u wanna challenge go hunt for sheep those puppies are hard to get ducks are easy I caught a live one with my bare hands once
Delusional. No one cares about someone who didn’t earn it. Dan is no more relevant than Paris Hilton. Just another trust fund baby.
Now Dan’s father, HE is interesting. Get a life and stop nutswinging from this waste of life.
It isnt real hunting if you are in a hidey waiting for the birds that were planted there to be herded in your direction so you can sit warm, protected in the latest fashion hunting gear and shoot them.
If the duck was also armed and had a gun, I’d hedge my $$$ on the duck vs Fake Equis.
Looks like a knuckle dragger to me
Takes a lot of sportsmanship and skill to shoot a duck raised for show. There are ducks called Golden Mallards and they are show ducks, rare breeds.I am sure they can be cross bred to produce what is shown in the picture. This instagram pic has been altered to darken the color of the bird. Good job killing a show bird, nice manly skills FE. Kudos to you!
I am no expert but I can’t find a reference to a silver winged golden mallard anywhere! Looks like FE is butt hurt by the DA revealing his true colors – a boy bitch living off Daddy’s dirty money. What, did mommy not hug you enough? The planes, steroids and hookers are all a bit much. Next he’ll be posting a picture of himself having killed a Big Foot. Or at least it will be Thickness dressed as one!!!
There is a Golden Mallard which is a show bird, so thankfully FE saved us from what could have been an invasion of show birds. What a great man. Takes a lot of skill to kill rare show birds you know. Only a true manly man could do that, these birds are raised in tough environments. The instagram photo of the bird has been altered to darken the image of the bird, they are much lighter. Again kudos to FE for saving mankind from an invasion of show birds that the hunting lodge must have inadvertently purchased on his behalf, and released in front of him.
There already is a big foot pic the first one were big foots standing next to that plane.
He is so fucking hot!
If i didn’t work everyday I would feel like a loser, so I think that makes you a stupid rich person that hasn’t acomplished anything with your own two hands. Why do some rich people have to be such pricks? Yes money is nice, but I would way rather work for what I have then have mommy and daddy buy everything. Its not that cool then.
If his daddy took away everything tomorrow and pushed him out into the real world an told him to make it on his own he would never make it. The real world would eat him alive because he isn’t a real man. Hes a pathetic little brat.
F*ck You F*ggot. I am a Finance major and when I am done with school I am going hunt you down like the little arrogant F*ckT*rd you are.
Poor choice for DCName, pls take this thread a different direction.. Some DCs can positively be DCA alliance reps, right?
HUNTING IS FUN, I USED TO DO IT.
Total self-post.
id be making a mark in this world……helping animals…if i was this filthy rich, i dont get some people….i just hope IF she did kill it, then eat it
The fag is loving all the attention he is getting .. Good comments or bad ones .. As long as we’re talking about him he’s getting off on it !! Boycott this MoFo!! Stop commenting on his self post !
I just fucking read through all these comments and wasted my time this on this fucking douche and then the douches commenting on the douche.
I couldn’t stop though…damn you Nik Richie
Why does FE self-post so much? Does he want Nik’s dick or something? BE CAREFUL NIK!
Ok this guy is already so boring to me
Damn whoever put this is hella stupid foreal. And foreal why are you on ur boys dick alll the tyme talking about poor people nigga please you can come choke on this d***..why are you speaking for him fagg.?
Short life is right, anyone for heart attack #3?
It’s gonna be awesome when he dies. We will laugh for days. When jerks die, it’s cause for celebration and this guy will die soon.
It’s called “stocking” the wild game. I mean look at that blind. The only thing missing is the plasma tv, really roughing it!!!
This dude seems awesome! Haha
Everyone on here speaks as though they know this guy, I personally do not but some of our circles overlap. From what I hear he is actually a nice guy, again I cannot confirm or deny that as I do not know him. However, no matter what he does with his “daddy’s money” it is his choice to do. Personally I have worked hard my entire life and I think it would be fantastic if things were given to me sometimes, however that is not the case. But to everyone who pretends like they wouldn’t love to be rich and take private planes to places, please stop lying to yourselves of course you would! A private plane would be awesome as would a matte ferarri! Either way I am positive that this guy is not as terrible as everyone says and so what if he shows off a little maybe he does want some validation (doesn’t everyone?!) we all show off what we possess be it beauty, brains or wealth so let him have his and stop calling him a douche or a pussy because you have no way to confirm or deny either of those statements…
That is all
LMFAO at this halfwit. Dressed up like Rambo to shoot a silver winged golden mallard…..asshole.
There is no such thing as a silver winged golden mallard. This is just a golden mallard female she looks just like she would. I would know part if my day in day out job is counting water fowl.
I’ma piss on his face after I chop him up in the desert fuck this pussy