It’s Easy To Tell Why Kate Upton Didn’t Freeze
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I hope this is the last time I see Kate Upton on TheDirty.com. Check out these pictures of a photoshoot she did in the Antarctic where it got down to 35 degrees below. And everyone is amazed for some reason, like she did something special. Ummm, its pretty easy to stay warm when you are fat like her? Am I right? or Am I right?
I feel like I’m watching an episode of Whale Wars.- nik
she is not fat
No, she IS fat. I’m sorry that mainstream media has brainwashed you to believe that fat chicks aren’t fat.
Sorry to break it to you but its not that mainstream media that has brain washed me, you idiots allow Nik Richie to brain wash YOU to thinking that girls can’t have any meat on their bones. I can choose in what i like on a woman, and i prefer women with a little meat. This is not fat.
I have never liked the same type of women as Nik. That’s not what brings me to this site.
That being said, Kate Upton has no muscle tone and a lot of fat tissue. That makes her fat. You can’t look at this girl and tell me she’s healthy. She’s one burger away from being overweight.
Yeah, I like my women to have a little meat on their bones as well. But if I wanted a Kate Upton lookalike, I’d shag a cow.
She’s a fatty mcfatterson with bad saggers.
She’s a little thick but I don’t care. I would DEMOLISH that then use those tittays as a memory-foam mattress.
For a “model” she’s fat. I’m thinner than she is. And I’m definitely not a model nor do I claim to be. I expect a “model” to be smaller than I am, not larger.
She looks good, stay the way you are K! you got it going on!
i spy a c-section scar… explains a lot
She looks like a pig. Ur skin looks like its gna rip out of its sausage skin. Yuckkkk
Tia, I want to see what you look like. You talk as if you are hot and have a great body and face. Let’s see what you are working with before you talk crap. I am sure it is easy for you to talk trash behind a computer. Kate Upton is not the best, but at the same time she is not the worst.
Get off your high horse. This girl probably isn’t as good looking at Kate Upton, but Nik rags on chicks all the time that are sexy as fuck, some that he probably doesn’t even have a chance with. It’s the internet though. People can say whatever they want.
Its those big ol boobs that is making her look fat. She’s not. She just has humongous boobs. Pains me to say it, but she’d look better with a reduction, smaller +2s
Can you imagine her at 80? With serious Nat Geo tits going on?
Nat Geo tits! LOL. Funniest comment. Kate upton is not a classic beauty or even model worthy. She’s just fantastic material to jerk it to. Nothing more.
She is far from fat. She is a curvacious girl – you may not like her body type but there are plenty that do. The fact remains that she is making more money and has a life that the person that posted this and Nik could ever dreamed of having. So while she is living the life, you boys just keep sitting there and cutting her down. I doubt she could care less what you think while she lives the good life.
Fat.
Curvaceous??? are we looking at the same pictures?? Her body is as straight as board (literally) like a mans body. Look at her middle, she has literally no waist or hips. No curves and chunky. Pretty face and nice boobs, but HORRIBLE body shape. Even if a girl is chunky or fat they can still have a nice shape, she does not.
You nailed it.
her face is pretty and she has great boobs, but her body shape is so odd and horrible. She has no hips or waist and noassatall. men are shaped straight like that through the hips and waist, not women.
She Is not curvaceous she is straight as a board show me the curves please…
I think she is a gorgeous girl. Her body is more realistic and less model though. Truthfully, I’d rather see a fit girl modeling clothes.
I have to say, being an Upton fan, Nik’s comment made me bout spit mocha all over my already effed up computer thanks Nik!!!!
I can’t believe she’s a bikini model. They’re suppose to be the thinnest, fittest gals around..but this, it’s like a joke.
She’s not that bad but she could lost a few lbs. her thighs touch too much for a model. For a regular person she looks great.
It’s no more free willy it’s free that bikini!!!
Yo Nik,
She is 5x hotter than that beat up flop ex reality star cumdumpster you call a wife bro…
Really ck6? I agree with you in that I think Kate Upton is gorgeous girl-I defended her in a earlier post.
I may not like a lot of what Nik says, however, your comment about his wife Shane is just totally misogynistic, disrespectful and totally out of line. Shane is pretty girl who was on a few reality shows (they come and go, if you didn’t notice – so that doesn’t make her a beat up flop) So if she makes Nik happy then what you think of her is irrevelant.
She’s a hoe! they met in Vegas after she banged a bunch of other guys and have you seem her she is not hot she looked like a clown did her make up on doctor Phil. Lol nik talks alot of shit for a man with a troll for a wife
Shayne is gorgeous, you must be retarded.
What a fat pig!!! Christ have some self respect and put some cloth on!!!
Her natural shape isn’t hourglass, maybe that’s why she’s “fat”? In order to have tits a woman has to have a Lil extra. You fuckers calling her a pig and disgusting are obviously projecting your own self loathing & lack of self esteem on to Ms Upton. She photoshops and so does every other half wit posted on theDirty. She’s beautiful, rich, and is boning Verlander- that’s a pretty nice life.
She has to lose some weight to get some curves back, she is starting to look like a square.
Curvy? Her middle is thick and she has no shape other than her boobs. She has a pretty face, but she should not be a bikini model.
She could lose a couple pounds, but even if she didn’t, I’d still hit it. She’s got some nice tits, that’s for sure.
dude your chick is not even good looking also bro you need proactive
Bro your a dick and should look at yourself in the mirror you look you got aids with all of your acne
That doesn’t even make sense ese!
Ck6 you are an idiot. Imo, shayne is hot and is better looking than her.
I feel like I have been living on another planet. Who is this model? Why is she so popular now?
Kate is thin/fat. She is probably in her bmi range but she is the last number acceptable for being a healthy/ normal weight. She is definietly thick and should tone up. She needs to lose about 20-25 lbs
Shane is not hot and so many others agree. Nik probably doesn’t allow the comments. Her hate page is amazing lol check it out
In my humble opinion, having haters only means you’re doing something right. If you were a loser living at your moms house no one would care about you and nobody would feel the need to hate on you simply because the person they’re hating on is irrelevant. If Shane has been on TV and lives a privileged lifestyle; therefore people are going to sit behind their computers and talk shit. Every person that is somewhat famous has a “hate page” as you call it. The name is appropriate too because only HATERS partake in such immature nonsense. I am standing up for Shane and I am not even a fan of her. So, anyway, I am sick of typing… Eat a d*ck.
With all the money she makes, she also needs to get better boobs. Too fake looking
Her boobs are real moron.
At least her last name is descriptive of herself, as she IS up a ton of weight.
People that say her body is “more realistic” are just fat too. Her bikini bottoms are at least 3 sizes too small and if you ever seen her slo mo video, you know that the bigger that stomach gets, the smaller her already nonexistent ass gets. She looks like a whale that got caught in some netting. Save the whales!
She’s not fat, she just doesn’t have a defined waist and it’s giving her the illusion of being much heavier than she is. Personally I love Kate.U. But let’s be real, not every woman in the world has an hourglass figure.
What’s so great about this girl except her natural breasts?? She is so big boned.. She has a huge torso hip region. This is so weird. Not saying she’s not beautiful but a top model?
Plain and simple she should not get paid to be posing in a bikini.. She has nothing attractive about her figure. Big boobs or not that wouldn’t fix her horrible stomach shape. And I think some of you people on here need to take another look at women who are not models- Kate Upton is not in shape model or normal.
Ck6 enjoy my downvote. Don’t talk about Shayne like that, she’s a lady. You think reaming on Nik is gonna get to him, hypocrite. You do the same thing he’s doing here on this website.
I do love Shayne, and she didn’t deserve that comment…Jerk I’m a fan of Kate too, comparing those two is apples and oranges. I bet when you go to the bar and get digits from a girl, it’s a fake number.
She has a pretty face tho
I wouldn’t call her “fat” but she definitely has gained some weight since she first became “famous”. She’s got some major high waist love handles going on. Time to get on the “get skinny or get off the internet” diet…
I think she is beautiful and natural. The only thing I don’t like is that she doesn’t have a small waist. I think her waistline makes her look boyish and probably is part of the reason people try and say she’s fat(she’s not). Men all have different tastes though and some men like this type of shape. Some men like fat, some too skinny, some small boobs, some big boobs, some natural boobs, some fake boobs. No matter what you look like, there is a man out there who thinks your beautiful. I used to run a strip club so I know this for a fact. One mans trash is another mans treasure.
Fat.
Shayne is way hotter than this orca.
I’m all for girls with curves, but her curves are whack.
Who ever posted this can you put up a picture of who your with in a bikini next to the same pictures?
Wow I didn’t know Kate was fat
She is a big fat cow. Sorry but that is a poor excuse for a body of a model…..yuk
Lol her tits would probably pass her belly button if she wasn’t wearing that top. Eww. Those are some daggers.
Nik, love the site. Your posters are delusional. She is f-cking sexy. Seriously, 99.9% of your readers would cut off their hand to sleep with her. The other .1% are gay. Keep up the good work. Btw, your wife is hot. Hope all is well with you and your family.
HER THIGHS TOUCH… end of debate.
She’s gorgeous and not fat for regular standards, but how the hell is she a model????
The issue I see isn’t whether or not she’s big boned, curvy, fat, etc… It’s that all her photos are photoshopped to hell so people who think she’s soooo hot and want to bone her/look like her are getting SCAMMED! Photoshop is for liars.
Ps. Team Shayne. She’s gorgeous and I’ve loved her since the bachelor days!!!!
For someone who is thinks shayne lamas is hot you opinion means nothing.
Why does her head look so tiny? :/ eww
She’s still pretty even with a little bit of a jelly belly.
That’s fat.
She doesnt look like she has ever exercised a day in her life, which makes her look lazy and then fat. If she worked
out a bit she would probably have a nicer shape. She doesnt lool like she should be modelling swimwear. She looks like she should be serving beer at oktoberfest.
She is the way I like my woman! Curves and a soft body is what a woman epitomizes. Not obese or fat but a woman. No lprepubescant boy bodies that Nik prefers. But to me she is sexy!
She has a pretty face, but she does look slightly chunky. Her bikini top does not fit her at all.
Yes, she has done a few reality shows and latched onto her daddy to support her otherwise.
At least Kate Upton is an accredited model, recognized by the world as a success. I am sure this picture will undoubtedly be on the cover of a magazine or two. While Shayne is having Nik take pictures of her for her blog lol.
Tell me I am wrong?
All of u morons that think she is not great in every ur all totally brainwashed by the midget scarface who runs this site!!!
I would love to see one of u big talkers who have a hotter wife or gf! I guarantee none of u but keep taking advice from the mayor of munchkin land!
She is beautiful. And overweight. In fact, shows u how naturally beautiful she is at a larger size. Most of us wouldn’t look that good. If she lost weight, she would look even better.
She’s a whale …..ewww…and too young (if that’s even her real age)and her csection scar is shocking…..
Look, she has a pretty face and big boobs that guys seem to just go crazy over, but she does have man waist. Those high hips just don’t work for modeling swimsuits. And her begging to remove them? Obviously she isn’t proud of them. Her waist will be totally different once these are printed. It’s crazy that she is doing this type of print work with her shape. She is definitely over weight. I’m not perfect and I can comment on her as a woman, because I’m not on a boat posing for pics with a bunch of extra weight on me. If she is getting paid big bucks, she needs to stay in shape. Plain and simple.
If you people didn’t know she was a model she would just be another FAT girl, idiots, how do you not see she is overweight
Except for her big boobs she is overweight and has a flappy looking stomach, and huge legs!
Kate Upton has a pretty face, nice boobs and I personally don’t think she’s all that fat, BUT SHE DOES NOT HAVE THE BODY TO BE A BIKINI MODEL! Kate has a very weird and disproportionate shape; long and wide torso (where all the weight seems to go making her appear heavier), narrow hips and no ass to speak of. To make matters worse they love to dress her in bikinis that are way too small and unflattering. Girl only looks good in super photo shopped pics or when fully clothed.
The ideal swimwear model pretty much has an hourglass figure. In most cases if a model isn’t tall enough, they don’t let her be on the runway. Thumb me down if you want, but if a woman doesn’t have the proper body it should work the same way.
Armpit fat.
Kate is cute but she can just go back to doing the cat daddy…Shayne (not Shane) is totally my girl-crush…she is a billion times hotter than this chick…TEAM SHAYNE
))) xxTina Louise
Beautiful girl? Yes. Bikini model? Absolutely NOT! Photoshop is her best friend.
When are these sagger-handlers ever going to learn? If you were to ask nicely. Instead of having ur assbandit assistant/stylist -whatever defend you in the comments, along w/ you yourself putting nik down about his looks. Then trying to bribe hack/?… so lame. How bout be healthy and exercise for once, then maybe you’d be more than a low-rate mattress. Elevate your total gross income, listen to nik.
Ughh im gonna throw up
I can’t STAND the hype around this chick… She’s fat. Her hips are rolling OVER and eating her bottoms and her face looks SO plain Jane.. There’s a reason Victoria’s Secret told her she’s fat and didn’t hire her.. Because she is
Yuk,.. Look at how her thighs have no tone at all just fat sticks. Her boobs I guarantee only look good in a bikini because those things definitely sagg super far down. And she has no curves besides her chest… Def a fat man body. Kupton hit the gym, hire a trainer and get some muscle tone for some curves
Lol how pathetic begging Hack to take down a post in text, for a “Photoshoot”? Oh my I cannot stop laughing…who gives a crap about Terry and a shoot with him? He sticks his man member all over everyone and looks like an aids patient. If she was so confident as a model she wouldn’t care about this post at all. The actions speak louder, honey…and P.S. You’re still a fat honeybear in a too small bikini. Good day!
DA Strong! Xox
Even her face is average. Why is she even a D lister?
Hey Kate want a cheeseburger ??? Stop stuffing your face you fat cow …. jesus.
Thats a huge bitch!
Love thick girls… and I think someone added some fat to that picture to prove a point. I bet 99.9% of the DC bitches photoshop their pics. Kate Upton is hot, Kim K is hot, Coco Austin is hot… curvy girls are for bigger guys all you little 5’5″ single 30 something guys you will never get a girl close to this hot
She has no definition she’s like a blob
Wow she really let herself go, fat af
im not even a fan of kate upton and i used to be a fan of this site but iv come to realize this site is full of losers, nick couldnt sleep with the majority of the girls he bashes, you are all bullies! and probably all hideous self loathers.peace out i wont be back, im done with this shit hole site.
Wow! U Effiers r sad! Grow up! Every1 has something tHat makes them beautiful! Face, butt,thighs, +2s,arms,even personality ….beauty is in the eyes of the beholder……..your judging is going to make you die lonely and un remembered!!??!??
She has NOOOOO waistline!!! She is a tub of butter. She’s famous kuz of her face and boobs. She is fat!
she’s not fat, her body is just disproportionate and she has no waistline. her upper body is bigger than her lower body. yikes
I normally agree with nik, but not here, I’d marry her
Fatty fatty buba-latty.
Kate looks pretty sometimes.. that said she should not be a bikini model. Sorry, but if my job was to look hot in a teeny bikini, I would be working out with a personal trainer every day, and be on a specific meal plan. As I’m not a model, I don’t, and certainly wouldnt be caught dead in that bikini. It does not flatter her figure
Lol, one bit. Kate, people kiss your ass waayy too much honey, be honest with yourself when you look in the mirror. You need to lose weight sms tone up. Your too young to be looking like that, and trust me, your metabolism is going to start slowing down in a few years and your going to get fatter. Nothing sadder than a pretty girl who’s fat. Wasted potential. Such a waste.
I want to smell her poop.
I don’t think she’s fat, she’s normal. Not everyone can be stick figures. Reasons such as; metabolism, genetic pre disposition, medication & illness can all be contributing factors, it’s not a black & white issues
She needs to lose weight. She isn’t fat but definitely pretty hefty…
There is no denying that Kate has lost control of her weight… Even her armpits are swelling
Pertty face, big bouncy boobs, no visible rib cage poking through her skin looks fine to me.
i’d chase it.
I am tired of women being told they have to be stick thin (unhealthy at that) in order to be beautiful. I am also tired of women stuffing silicone in their bodies to look like giant walking mammaries. Kate has fake, ugly breasts. I am also a D cup (all natural) and my boobs pop out of the side like that. But I don’t walk around in ill-fitting triangle tops. And my boobs aren’t an unnatural round shape and shiny to boot. Kate is definitely a thick girl and I think she will get fat later in life. But I would say Kate is healthy looking right now.
youre an idiot. this is not what healthy looks like, she clearly does not work out, i doubt she could jog for even 10 minutes.
I always thought she was really pretty! I feel a lot better now that I see this. It feels good to have a better body than Kate Upton!
Ok, you stupid ignorant fucks! She IS FAT!!!! I’m sorry but if you are in the modeling industry you are supposed to have certain measurements…She has no waist, ugly legs, FLAT butt and saggy boobs, just google her runway beach bunny pics! Stop believing photoshop, people! She’s obviously sucking someone’s dick from SI, if you are in the modeling industry, you’d know.
Says “the model”. How’s that going for you??? Hahahaha go out in the real world and learn a real trade
This girl is so pedestrian. I was confused how she got so much work until I read that she comes from old money and lots of connections. I guess anyone whose okay looking can be a “super model” when they’re from a wealthy family. She wouldn’t make it past a Bud Light commercial if she were poor. In the real wold she’s not fat but by modeling standards she practically plus sized.
She has a a very pretty face though it’s getting rounder by the second, very big looking boobs and she’s very young.
This is her peak, for someone who markets their beauty and body she doesn’t have anything I’d give a second look at. Personally I see better looking young ladies at the beach daily in the summer that look much better than her let alone in her age group in the fashion and entertainment industry.
Her boobs will be lowhanging fruit when gravity takes over when they’re not being squished up by a top. She has 0 muscle tone, from the knee down she has the leg shape of someone wheelchair bound or someone in a coma, an odd shape more like a boy’s, no ass, and a pooch belly. I don’t understand why so many think she’s so great. She’s gonna hit the wall fast and wasn’t that great to start overall
She has a a very pretty face though it’s getting rounder by the second, very big looking boobs and she’s very young.
This is her peak, for someone who markets their beauty and body she doesn’t have anything I’d give a second look at. Personally I see better looking young ladies at the beach daily in the summer that look much better than her let alone in her age group in the fashion and entertainment industry.
Her boobs will be lowhanging fruit when gravity takes over when they’re not being squished up by a top. She has 0 muscle tone, from the knee down she has the leg shape of someone wheelchair bound or someone in a coma, an odd shape more like a boy’s, no ass, and a pooch belly. I don’t understand why so many think she’s so great. She’s gonna hit the wall fast and wasn’t that great to start overall
I love how you people scrutinize others and think they could do so much better.
It’s SO PATHETIC.
If you think you’re so GODDAMN PERFECT that you need to spend time nitpicking a girl who wouldn’t even need or care to give you the time of day, you’ve got a seriously distorted view of what actually matters.
When will you fuckers learn that NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION ON SOMEONE ELSE’S BODY?