Seth Rogen Is An Idiot

September 2, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 0


PopDust Link: Richie Slams Rogen For Nude Photos Tweet—Seth Says He’s Never Heard Of ‘Asshole’ Nik

Just need to make this very clear because Hollywood tends to kiss Seth Rogen’s ass. Yesterday, I was upset because Seth was saying dumb sh*t on twitter…something about re-posting the celebrity nude images on your website is like ‘stealing’ and then he tweeted the Forbes article which claims this whole thing is a Sex Crime. My point of view is totally different, why are we not holding the celebrities accountable for taking the pictures in the first place? Since when did celebrities become God… and it bugs the sh*t out of me that Seth Rogen thinks he is the ambassador to all things celebrity. Your are a comedian, don’t get lost in your own hype (and fake friends). Seth you sound like a POSER. That is all. And PopDust f*ck off.- nik

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Everybody Leave Whale Wars Alone

September 2, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: Listen guys, I’m not sitting here trying to convince all of you guys to accept Whale Wars as a “high fashion model”. This post is completely objective and honest. While in no way I find Kate’s body hot (she has no waist/hips), I do think she has a cute face, and OBVIOUSLY a huge, real rack. Now again, I’m not trying to convince you guys that she’s super hot, but I am here to tell you ladies to f*ck off. Kate was in a movie with Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann, she’s landed some big campaigns (Express, Sports Illustrated, Elle, Vogue, etc). Which one of you “models” has done that? Just take a look at her networth, then go cry yourself to sleep because you’ll never reach her status. She kills the game in money and fame. Ya she’s chunky, but she has more than enough money to fix that with lipo and a trainer. To all you hating ass bitches, put that in your crack pipe and smoke it.

The question really should be… what does America consider a model to look like? Will we buy products because Whale Wars tells us to — I won’t.- nik

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Innocent Asian Model Or Genius Thief

September 2, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve had the unfortunate experience of knowing about Vivian “thevivs” Nguyen’s reign of terror in taking advantage of good people that I know. Long story short, she used people, borrowed money (without paying back), lied about having cancer, and lied about her relationship status all while ruining several people’s lives.  She’s gone into hiding a bit nowadays (making her social media accounts private and blocking out everyone who has helped her out), but the truth needs to be put out there. I have good word from some connections of mine in the automotive industry and gaming industry that this girl is indeed evil and a thief. She worked with Korean super power, Hankook Tire and popular Japanese game developer Bandai Namco in the past. Unfortunately her sh*t talking about all the other girls/models she worked with and her ability to suck up to the management really rubbed people the wrong way. Even almost fighting another model at a show! (WTF)  She would work with some real sweethearts in the industry, among them some very professional models/talent. Yet she would always talk behind their backs and try to play ‘leader’ in a weird Mean Girls sort of way. So what’s her crime? She borrowed money from someone, even promising she’d pay back, but then dodges/blocks them. She last worked with Nyko (gaming company) at E3, but if they had known they were harboring a criminal, would they (or anyone) still hire her? We can submit more if you want logs, screen caps, etc. Let us know.

I feel like all Nguyen’s are safe from the internet. It’s impossible to google the one you are looking for.- nik

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Officer Douche Juarez

September 2, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, finally justice!! Meet Officer Juarez of the Highwood Police dept. this douche always had it out for my friends and I, for no reason. Come to find out, mr “family man” was fired for keeping drug evidence for himself, and his weekly girlfriend. This dirty cop was also caught banging some prostitute in his cop car, while on duty. There’s a list of things this scumbag was under investigation for. His poor wife, and child. There’s a special place in hell for people like this.

Nice teeth.- nik

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The Dollar Store Barbie

September 2, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 14


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let introduce you to this wacky tacky bimbo. She’s a stripper/escort who is trying to convince people she is dating some known rapper. She literally makes multiple accounts and tells people (in the third person) about dating this guy. Also I’ve heard she’s one of the many girls who flies to Dubai to get golden showers… (if anyone can confirm what I’ve heard feel free to leave a comment). This chick needs help and I’ve got an ass whooping waiting for her if I ever catch her in Miami AGAIN.

Those legs are thick and her nails are ghetto. Buyer beware.- nik

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Top Douchebag In Canada

September 1, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 65

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m surprised no one has posted Landon Hamilton before. He has slept with over 400 girls, even had a party to celebrate the 200th! Lure girls in with the promise of cash, booze, and gifts. His sexy body helps women over look his true colors. Typical douchebag he never uses uses condoms because its against his code of honor, he probably has **** by now. Women, beware of this douchebag because he loves to get his Greg wet in anything with a hole and he has DRD. He thinks hes a big shot cause he worked on the rigs for a few years and made a little money, which ended with him investing in many failed businesses already because hes got an IQ of 30. He loves hookers and pepsi. He used to date Sarah Hlapcic who’s been on theDirty before, she’s a well known hooker in Calgary, Alberta.

I’m guessing by the spikes those are Red Bottoms.- nik

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Best Looking Transgender Is Julian

September 1, 2014 Chicago, San Antonio, The Dirty 58

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Philipno guy (Julian) became a girl (Julia)… after so many years… he looks amazing, he could be the best looking transgender ever! I’m just surprised… all the guys he sleeps with gotta be drunk or on drugs to not to notice the downstairs.

I’m confused, so does this make the dude in the red shirt Gay?- nik

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I Wish Times Were Different

September 1, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 31


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, remember back in the day when people would “freak” at dances/concerts?  It was so easy to get laid back then, the music would come on and everyone would start dancing and getting crazy. You would be able to get the girls so wet by grinding your boner on them… it was easy.  Now you go see a DJ, no one is dancing together, you are just rolling your f*cking balls off and raising your hands bouncing in one place… and if you wanna get laid?  You better be able to pony up 500 bucks or be ready for a long night of poppin molly and trying to stay up the latest with a girl and then maybe, maybe you get laid.

Bottle service ruined everything. I would freak on chicks so hard back in the day.- nik

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